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Bill The Vampire

Rick Gualtieri

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There are reasons we fear the night. He isnt one of them.Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb...then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of theMoreThere are reasons we fear the night. He isnt one of them.Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb...then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Unfortunately for him, he was still at the bottom of the food chain.Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst yet, they all want him dead...permanently this time.Bill isnt exactly average, though. A vampire like him hasnt been seen in centuries. Hes got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies, and an attitude problem that makes him too damn obnoxious to quit.Join him in this hilarious tale of monsters, mayhem, and the unlikely hero whos not afraid to tell them all off...even if it gets his teeth kicked in.**********Bill the Vampire (the Tome of Bill, part 1) is 80,000 words of foul-mouthed horror comedy by Rick Gualtieri, author of Scary Dead Things (The Tome of Bill, part 2) and Bigfoot Hunters.